Xmas Number 1?

[Cameron:] Hey there student baby
Saw you twice at the protest
You fought against us, bitter
Mixed with sweat and zest
I am going to cut, cut
Think you’re really fucked, fucked

I know you think you’re entitled
When we talk real crazy
Fee-aphonic, cutaholic, mental Tories
I am going to cut, cut
All of you are fucked, fucked

Cuts cuts cuts!
We like cuts and fees
Cuts cuts cuts!
We like cuts in schools
Cuts cuts cuts!
Police and horses
Cuts cuts cuts!
We love them!
We love them!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ,oh ,oh ,oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ,oh ,oh ,oh

Cleggy is a bad boy
With some false policies
Let’s go promise some fallacies
And commit some atrocities
I am going to cut, cut
Think you’re really fucked, fucked

Let’s become a single party
With our buddies the Lib Dems,
Don`t forget my lipstick,
I left it in your ashtray
I am going to cut cut
All of you are fucked fucked

Cuts cuts cuts!
We like cuts and fees
Cuts cuts cuts!
We like cuts in schools
Cuts cuts cuts!
Police and horses
Cuts cuts cuts!
We love them!
We love them!

Cuts cuts cuts!
We like cuts and fees
Cuts cuts cuts!
We like cuts in schools
Cuts cuts cuts!
Police and horses
Cuts cuts cuts!
We love them!
We love them!

[Clegg:] I’m not loose, I like to party
Let’s force them into poverty
It’s psychotic and dramatic
I like cuts and that is that
Love it when you call me Cleggs
In the morning make me eggs
Watch your heart when we’re together
Tories like you love me forever

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ,oh ,oh ,oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ,oh ,oh ,oh

Cuts cuts cuts!
We like cuts and fees
Cuts cuts cuts!
We like cuts in schools
Cuts cuts cuts!
Police and horses
Cuts cuts cuts!
We love them!

Cuts cuts cuts!
We like cuts and fees
Cuts cuts cuts!
We like cuts in schools
Cuts cuts cuts!
Police and horses
Cuts cuts cuts!
We love them!
Cuts cuts cuts!
We like cuts and fees
Cuts cuts cuts!
We like cuts in schools
Cuts cuts cuts!
Police and horses
Cuts cuts cuts!
We love them!

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2 Responses to Xmas Number 1?

  1. Charlie says:

    Not sure if i’m being stupid, but could someone tell me what tune this is meant to have? Or is it an entirely new composition? Solidarity xx

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